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Turbo

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For Crab, the EP1 fanboi.
« on: Feb 16, 2012, 03:45 PM »



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Re: For Crab, the EP1 fanboi.
« Reply #1 on: Feb 16, 2012, 04:26 PM »
Episode 4 :
- OLD film quality
- Whiny Luke crying all the time
- C3pO - Super annoying, worse than JarJar
- Bad special effects outside of the very first scene.
- AWFUL lightsaber duel between Vader and Obi Wan
- Obi Wan screams like a Krayt Dragon - Epic lulz
- makes no sense. 
----- Why didn't the Death Star just blow up Yavin, and then blow up it's 4th moon?   WHy fly AROUND something when you can blast your way through it.
------ Why leave a torpedo sized hole in your mightiest construction that leaves a clear shot all the way to the main reactor?
------ Why do stormtroopers, who are searching for the ULTIMATE threat to their empire, abandon their search when a door appears "Locked".   (Referring to the droids on tatooine).
------ How the fuck does Obi Wan's lightsaber leave blood in the cantina when it cauterized Ponda Boba's arm?
-----  Death star gunners HOLD THEIR FIRE on an escape pod because they don't detect life signs.   The Empire is running low on ammo I guess. 
------ Striking Obi Wan down did NOT make him more powerful at ALL.   If he were alive he could have helped Luke 10x as much. 
--------  "Only the master of Evil, Darth!".    Did Obi Wan think that "Darth" was vader's first name?  C'Mon!?!



Episode 1 had:
Liam Neeson - AWESOME
Ewan McGreggor - AMAZING!
Darth Maul - We all came in our pants the first time we saw that double bladed saber.
Amazing coreography
Amazing special effects
Great battle scenes
Samel L Jackson



Sorry that you are captivated by your childhood impressions of episode 4.   I loved it too as a kid, but face reality.   Newer stuff is ALWAYS better.

Turbo

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Re: For Crab, the EP1 fanboi.
« Reply #2 on: Feb 16, 2012, 04:30 PM »
Enjoy the minority.  It's a lonely place.

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Re: For Crab, the EP1 fanboi.
« Reply #3 on: Feb 16, 2012, 05:34 PM »
TPM made like 60 million dollars so far just in 3d... who's the minority now?

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Re: For Crab, the EP1 fanboi.
« Reply #4 on: Feb 16, 2012, 09:41 PM »
What does that even prove?  That doesn't make it better than ep4.  lol.  We will see what happen in 4 years when ep 4 comes out!!!  Star this post!!
« Last Edit: Feb 17, 2012, 07:40 AM by Turbo »

 

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