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Ratio

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Bad Reviews
« on: Dec 02, 2011, 09:50 AM »
I love reading/watching bad reviews... especially when the people involved make themselves look stupid. (Irrespective of the validity of their arguments.)

Relent dug this one up, which is my new favorite:

« Last Edit: Dec 06, 2011, 04:53 PM by Ratio »


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Utopi

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #1 on: Dec 02, 2011, 01:00 PM »
"I hate the cut scenes because you can't bypass them". Lawl. There are some epic lines in there.
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Waffles

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #2 on: Dec 02, 2011, 01:26 PM »
The only valid comment in all of that was the one about races being too similar, I posted on eq2flames about this as well. I do hope they decide to add more races in the future though.

lol @ the rest. I mean one person said they didn't get a companion yet so that means they weren't even lvl 10. Srlsy wtf  :o

Lumax

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #3 on: Dec 02, 2011, 01:53 PM »
when is the last time anyone of those people in the videos got laid?  Except the Asian. 

The whole "let me base 7 years of data in WoW vs. 5 hours in SWTOR to judge how I feel" is really fucking annoying.

Fixate

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #4 on: Dec 02, 2011, 02:01 PM »
Gamepro just seeking last minute attention before they cease to exist methinks... Oh and is that an alien coming out of that first chicks chest? wtf

Lumax

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #5 on: Dec 02, 2011, 02:14 PM »
I first I thought it was a dude with a Tumor on his chest.......... or is it?

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #6 on: Dec 02, 2011, 02:46 PM »
Is it me or do a few of the reviewers keep contradicting themselves?   The one guy who was like "I want to be able to skip the cut scenes because I don't care about story" later is saying how he wants to be part of the story, he doesn't want to sit back and watch it play out.

And then the one chick who said she liked the cut scenes is later going "Oh but the stories are lame and so is the dialogue" so she likes them why exactly? 

This review made my brain hurt. 

Also I think the freakiness going on with that chicks chest is that she either has one boob or one is higher than the other by a lot.

Ratio

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #7 on: Dec 02, 2011, 02:51 PM »
This is my favorite:

00:16 I've been playing Star Wars: The Old Republic since the friends and family beta.
05:48 What I like about it the most... and I haven't experienced this, but I'm really, really excited for... is... uh... the whole idea of companions.
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Cyan

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #8 on: Dec 02, 2011, 04:43 PM »
They pretty much all amount to this game isn't WoW, wtf?

And I feel like they all amount to, I love WoW, I'm not playing this game. Goooood focus group there guys...

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #9 on: Dec 02, 2011, 07:05 PM »
lol what a retards

Lumax

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #10 on: Dec 02, 2011, 08:30 PM »
The most comical aspect about the "this is not WoW" syndrome is the game has lost like 1.5 million players over the past month.  Now if your game is dying why would you want another game to be exactly like the game you dont want to play anymore.  I really hope them tards don't purchase this game, except the Asian, to save from the ignorance in the chat channels.

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #11 on: Dec 02, 2011, 09:07 PM »
I think it is quite funny that the asian chick's character is a big guy with a biker beard or whatever  you want to call it. Does not seem to fit her at all.

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Re: Bad Reviews
« Reply #12 on: Dec 06, 2011, 04:55 PM »
Had to edit the first post and stick a YouTube copy in since GamePro got shut down yesterday. Hehehe.
Happiness is when you play a game so well that people call you a hacker.

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